Nothin Gets a Broad Wetter Then a Shower Curtain

It’s Ricki’s birthday and before she blows out the candles on her cake, she makes a wish. Now you can make many assumptions as to what that wish may be, but why waste your time. I’ll just tell you. I wouldn’t want you to lose z’s over it or ponder it over spaghetti supper. Time is precious and if you don’t stop and look around sometimes, life will pass you by. You have to get out there and live your life for the moment. Carpe diem. But I digress. Her wish is to fuck Danny Mountain.