Anal Doesn’t Count

Sarah Arabic just got married a few hours ago, and it’s finally time to lose her virginity. Nervous about the big moment, she calls her best friend for advice. Her bestie tells her don’t worry, vaginal sex is just like anal sex! Sarah realizes she could have been having anal this whole time to practice for tonight, and freaks out even more. Her friend suggests Sarah find somebody to practice on, so she calls the hotel owner, Scott Nails, to her room. Boy… is Scott in for a wild, anal ride!