Fuck me, Chance Callahan

The annual marine ball is coming up, and Sgt. Aniston doesn’t have a date. She hears about another marine who invited a celebrity to the ball by posting a video message online and decides to do the same thing. When her fellow soldier gets wind of her plan, he decides to help her out by explaining to her that if she wants a response, she’s gotta get the celebrity’s attention in the video. But how?